15 Signs You’re Definitely a Millennial Parent

Oh, you’ve perfected the art of hiding vegetables in smoothies and you own more reusable coffee cups than shoes? Tell me again how you only use wooden toys—do you feel like you’re doing this parenting thing just a bit better than generations before?

1. Your Child Has an Instagram Account

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It’s not just any Instagram account—it’s carefully curated with the best moments from playdates and park adventures, often hashtagged #BlessedLife.

2. You Prefer Artisanal Baby Food

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You wouldn’t dream of feeding your child anything that isn’t organic, locally-sourced, and potentially blended at home with your high-powered, all-singing, all-dancing kitchen gadget.

3. Baby Wearing Is Your Go-To

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Forget strollers; ergonomic baby carriers are your accessory of choice. It keeps your hands free and your baby close, just like the blogs suggest.

4. You’ve Debated Screen Time… A Lot

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You’ve read every article about the pros and cons of screen time and still can’t decide if thirty minutes of Peppa Pig is setting back your child’s development by years.

5. Your Child’s Milestones Are Social Media Updates

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Each crawl, step, and word has been captured, posted, and archived online for friends and family to see—and you’ve got the likes to prove it.

6. You Own Multiple Parenting Apps

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From sleep tracking to developmental milestones, there’s an app on your phone for every aspect of parenting—each one promising to make you more adept at navigating parenthood.

7. You Consider Coffee a Food Group

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Let’s be honest, coffee is the only reason you’re awake right now. The local coffee shop knows your order by heart—and your toddler’s babycino, too.

8. You’ve Thought About a YouTube Channel for Your Kid

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“Unboxing” toys, reviewing children’s books, or just capturing daily antics—it’s crossed your mind how many views your charming child could rack up.

9. Playdates Are as Much for You as Your Child

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These carefully scheduled events are essential for your social life and sanity, often organized through WhatsApp or a Facebook group.

10. You Use Cloth Diapers for Environmental Reasons

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Not only are they adorable, but they also reduce your carbon footprint. You’re all about making eco-friendly choices for the next generation.

11. You’ve Bought a Miniature Version of Your Outfits for Your Child

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Matching outfits for special occasions? Absolutely. Your toddler must be as on-trend as you are.

12. You Speak to Your Child Like an Adult

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Complete with explanations about how their actions affect their emotions—your two-year-old gets the lowdown on everything.

13. You’re Already Saving for University

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You’ve had a university savings account since before they were born because it’s never too early to plan for a good education.

14. You Value Experiences Over Toys

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You’d rather spend money on family holidays or cultural experiences that create memories (and great photos!).

15. You Have a Strict Bedtime Routine

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It’s all about the routine—bath, book, bed. Deviation is not an option if you want to catch that precious 8 hours (or who are we kidding, maybe just 5).

Oh, How Parenting Has Changed

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Millennial parents, with your smartphones and your hyper-awareness of all things eco and educational, you’re redefining raising kids, one organic puree at a time. What will Gen Alpha think of our parenting choices? Only time will tell.

25 Things You CAN’T Talk About Anymore

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Remember the days when you could freely discuss just about anything without fear of sparking controversy? Well, those days are long gone. In today’s hyper-sensitive world, there are topics so fraught with tension that even mentioning them can lead to heated debates and hurt feelings. 25 Things You CAN’T Talk About Anymore

Stranded: 15 Worst British Cars in History

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Ever had a car that spent more time with the mechanic than on the road? A car that turned every journey into a game of “Will we actually get there?” If so, you might just see a familiar face (or should we say, chassis) in our countdown to the most unreliable British car in history. Stranded: 15 Worst British Cars in History

“Britain Will Become Unrecognizable” – Suella Braverman Spells Disaster for UK Amid Steep Rise in Visas Issued

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Former Home Secretary Suella Braverman has warned that Britain will become “unrecognizable,” criticizing the amount of work visas the Home Office has approved, despite only being removed from her role in November. “Britain Will Become Unrecognizable” – Suella Braverman Spells Disaster for UK Amid Steep Rise in Visas Issued

20 Things From the ‘70s That Are Not OK Today

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Step into the time machine and set the dial to the 1970s, a decade of disco, bell-bottoms, and some rather questionable choices. While the ’70s gave us iconic music and groundbreaking TV, not everything from this groovy era would get a green light today. 20 Things From the ‘70s That Are Not OK Today

20 Best and Worst Universities in the UK

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Navigating the UK university landscape is like deciphering a complex code of rankings, reviews, and reputations to uncover where you’ll not just learn, but truly flourish. Whether you’re drawn to the historic halls of Oxford or the creative buzz of Goldsmiths, finding your perfect fit is about aligning your aspirations with the unique offerings of each institution. 20 Best and Worst Universities in the UK

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